Monday, October 19, 2009

Day... ah, fuck it.

Hey, guys. Sorry for the lapse in posts, but I thought that it would be fun to fuck with laevos' head. I ain't going anywhere, asshole. As far as I'm concerned, I saw a counselor today, and got into a support group at school, so things are starting to look up, at long last. Ya hear that, laevos? I'M ALIVE! You have failed in your mission utterly and spectacularly. GTFO and take your fail with you.

8 comments:

  1. I'm glad you're making progress, Will! It's a shame that there are people like laevos who feel that they need to kick people when they're down, but luckily you overcame that. Good job! :D

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  2. Oh Frankie! You've made me so very happy! I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl. For a second there I thought it was all over, and that I wouldn't be able to have any more fun with you, but you sure proved me wrong. Don't worry though, I love a challenge, what's the point of doing anything if it's easy, right? To celebrate your return I'm going to go easy on the "please thrust a steak knife through your temple" comments. Don't worry though, they'll be back to guide you back to madness. And don't let your suddenly elevated demeanor fool you, mood swings are all part of the downward spiral love :) .

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  3. Oops your name is Will... Silly me, I completely forgot. You post as frankfurter so much that I just thought that it was your given name. I apologize for that lapse in observation. There aren't really that many affectionate forms of Will that I can call you while trying to be ironic though... Hmm... what a dilemma. Oh well.

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  4. What the fuck is wrong with you laevos!?!?!?! If you really think you're being funny right no by telling Will to kill himself, then I would suggest some serious counseling to help you out, cause that is seriously just fucked up. And I laud you on your progress Will, and I hope you can make it through this difficult time.

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  5. Laevos, if you need to talk about something bad that happened to you or just get something off your back, you can send me a private message on scorehero.com. My username is boyler4. Talking to someone can really help, espescially if the face is anonymous.

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  6. Aww I hardly expected such touching remarks kelikar! To be honest, I really wasn't traumatized as a child, but I'm going through a pretty painful experience right now: there's some insolent little parasite named Will Breen who believes that anyone should care about his wretched life. It's really quite irritating. He claims that he wanted to take his life, and now I feel the duty to explain to him why that was the only worthwhile idea he's ever had, or ever will have. This isn't about me, I'm just the voice in his head, assuring him that living will be too painful to bear.

    Besides, maybe I think that trying to tear someones life apart is fun.

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  7. I'm an insolent little parasite? You're the one getting pleasure out of trying to get me to kill myself, you fucking hypocrite.

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  8. Well, Laevos, I see you didn't respond to me in private. That answers a lot of questions about you.

    WILL, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PUT THIS IN THE NEXT ENTRY. Please follow the advice yourself, as trying to teach laevos a lesson will do nothing but cause you more harm:

    Laevos is a troll. Please don't feed the troll. This means completely ignore him and do not adress him from this point on in any comments.

    Like I said, do not mention him in any of your entries after that. I strongly recommend deleting any comments that address laevos from here on out, even if they are nice.

    Remember, he feeds off the attention. Doing this will hurt him more than insulting him. Don't let him get to you.

    This is for the best.

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